Wet, Warm, or Burnt ???

[Snake Diamond]

I just caught the weather report, man this fucking weather don't know what it's doing.

Up north (most of Scotland) & most of the west of the UK is gonna be under cloud & or rain for the next few days (on & off spells), however those nearer to the midlands are gonna be just cloudy for tomorrow. But thank fuck I'm not in london at the moment, from early morning (friday) till monday, londoners & south easterners are gonna be under 27+ degrees, with sharp "Hot Spots".

But after all this fun we're gonna have, it looks like we're in for some more thunder storms & rain from monday onwards.

FFS, why can't we stick to 1 season (Summer), not fucking rain/scorching sun, etc all at the same time?

I did some work in the garden yesterday, for most of the morning/early afternoon, it was a fairly warm day with some cloud & sunshine mixes, but from 3.00 onwards, until the sun fucked off for the night, it was a scorcher, & I've got sunburned.

This fucking weather don't know what it's doing.

I'm in Gloucestershire, so we're on the border of mild to warm weather for friday-monday, where are you all @ ???

[Sam Slater]

At least the inconsistency's consistent!

[Pervert]

Wasn't it one Gaius Julius Caesar who claimed that Britain was uninhabitable for most of the year?

Can't make its mind up here either (east coast of Alba). Cloudy and wet one day, sun out the next. Suits me----I'm not a huge fan of summer.

[Snake Diamond]

I love the summer, I have a fobia/illness of the cold/wet weather, it makes me fucking pissed off/miserable & downright fucking miserable.

The only problem I have with Summer, is when it gets too "Close & Humid", then even taking a cold shower leaves you fealing clammy after 5 mins.

[Pervert]

You're a snake---you're supposed to be clammy.

Yeah, I hate the high humidity. Muggy weather pisses me off no end.

[Jacques]

Wet, Warm, or Burnt?

Thought you'd read the menu at my local greasy spoon for a moment !puke!

[Snake Diamond]

Jacques wrote:

> Wet, Warm, or Burnt?

> Thought you'd read the menu at my local greasy spoon for a
> moment !puke!



!laugh! !laugh! !laugh!

"Wet, Warm or Burnt" was the thought that came to me, while listening to the weather report last night, LOL. !grin!

[jj]

Caractacus wrote:
> Wasn't it one Gaius Julius Caesar who claimed that Britain was
> uninhabitable for most of the year?

Errr.. Michael Fish, I think.
Just before he swallowed that anaconda, live on-air, and started gnawing
the carpet.
Or possibly Margaret Thatcher- let's face it, she did her best to render
Britain uninhabitable.

[Trumpton]

I'm in the west of Scotland and apart from April which was sunny and warm, we've had virtually non-stop rain and low cloud. It's also been cool - which I much prefer as I hate the hot and humid weather. Roll on the winter so we can get some lovely freezing ice and snow!

[jj]

Those are the three settings on my new toaster !!