Attn Magoo--re your finances.

[Lizard]

I am sending you some of my old cast offs, I cannot bear the thought of you walking down
Northumberland street with your shoes held together with blu-tac. It,s a cunting disgrace
what with that and the modem! you shall go to the ball!
I have several pairs of plus 4's....there yours, the plus 4,s, these however were my 'shooting pants'
so best to wash them first, I also have a few pairs of leather jeans---yes leather! Imagine yourself
strutting into the Strawberry arms at st James's in them, they will mistake you for a 49,000 grand a
week footballer, and think of the fanny you will get!, if you need shoes, I have some fine leather
brouges in black and white..think what a cunt you will look in them, I have also instructed the cheap
tab shop to start an account for you, I will pay, just say Liz sent you, they will know the score.
If your into cross dressing Ms Liz is offering up some thong's and a pair of high white 'tart' stilleto's
Oh! dont thank me you soppy cunt, it's the least I can do.
I hope this helps.
Your Pal Liz.

[diplodocus]

woah magoo is back, scary

wierd thing is a few weeks back someone posted a reply to an realy old thread by magoo, like years old



and we all thought 'magoo is back'

but no

then he does turn up, scary scary scary

[jj]

They should fence us off in a special 'Forum Jurassic Park'.
BTW am I the only person nerdy enough to have noticed that most of the
dinos in that were actually Cretaceous?

Sorry, I'll get me coat.......

[Lizard]

Well! there's gratitude innit boyo, I wouldn't want to see you felled by a hail of Diamond white bottles maggs so I will give the jeans to JJ as he IS a german pimp and hasn,t moved on. The shoes are yours, Iv'e had them Teflon lined, they are a size er,....12. I have a jar of Lizards 'special reserve' pickles-once eaten they could fry the ringpiece of a constipated Gibbon, you'll enjoy them! but eat them only in the safety of your own crapper-these are not for the fainthearted!....'Jalapanose'

"Sat in a puddle of me own piss and shite rambling to myself" Whats so bad about that?

[jj]

Ta.
They'll go nicely with me crotchless lederhosen-and-braces set, and
with the bushy twirly moustache I've recently grown [in a pot on the
windowsill, Baby Bio made the fucka grow like buggery], I'll be the belle
of the next Bavarian Benders Birthday Bash Ball.

[jj]

I am duly chastened.
God, I LOVE being chastened.

[jj]

It's Medieval Latin, so you must blame the monks who taught Rabelais
rather than the poor bloody Romans, who seem to be history's whipping-
boys [ooer...] at the mo. I added it for posting on the Euro forum where
Latin is easily understood by many visitors there because it's the root of so
many Euro languages.
As he is possibly the filthiest most obscene writer before the 20th c. [apart
from de Sade] I thought you'd approve. It's a title from a list of books that
the hero comes across- just be grateful I didn't put the whole bloody list
down.