Repair clothes/shoes the Trumpton way!

[Trumpton]

Yes of course - a whole day off every month!

[Lizard]

WoW! Employer of the year surely..

[Trumpton]

I've won it 3 years in a row now !pleased!

[Deuce Bigolo]

For longevity of the trousers I'd advise leaving the split as is

After all we all fart

The added bonus is you can show off your new knickers

I do concur with your advise in relation to shoes

Blue/Green gaffer tape is the new must have accessory for anyone wanting to stand out as it were.A damn sight better than in your hair

[jj]

Fashion-tips from an Aussie?

Ye Gods, the End of the World is nigh......... [img]http://www.egafd.com/forum/smileys/grin.gif[/img]

[Deuce Bigolo]

You laugh and mock but take a look at many of those at film premiers and tell me that airing of the fabric wasn't foremost in the designers mind

[jj]

Designers actually have MINDS?

Live and learn.......

[Deuce Bigolo]

Many would say not

I suspect it helps to keep your mind focussed on the dollar signs when your re-inventing the same thing over & over,one would say you'd have to be stark raving mad

[Trumpton]

Deuce Bigolo wrote:
>
> Blue/Green gaffer tape is the new must have accessory for
> anyone wanting to stand out as it were.

No. Black gaffer tape for black shoes. I mean you're going out wearing gaffer taped split shoes so you don't want that fact to be made public, you want to blend into your surrounds!

[Deuce Bigolo]

Good point

Equally as good is returning them to the place of purchase for a new pair

Done it 5 times in the past 6 months...brilliant

If they don't show signs of aging use a spade on the sole