Sorry guys, the internet is closing down

[steve56]

Too many people using it i doubt it will close.

[BeestonBoy]

Odd....he thinks its wrong to sit at home and surf the net.

But he also thinks that sticking his cock up some other geezers chuff piece is fine.

Oh how our opions vary....

Cheers

BB

[jj]

...a reputation for accuracy second only to Wiki's.
Actually, if you look only at the headline and photo, I'd agree. Elton should
be kept off the Interweb to prevent young minds becoming polluted, or
worse still, bored rigid.

[Trumpton]

Elt, it ain't gonna happen!

[jj]

You underestimate the power of a man whose opinion is respected the
World over, whose every word is adopted as unshakeable policy by heads
of state, whose largesse has ended Third World starvation, whose wisdom
has ended all wars, whose taste in interior design is beyond reproach,
whose recipes are daily cooked by billions, whose very sweat is bottled
and sold as a sovereign remedy for cancer...
... and he even finds the time to write a few boringly repetitive songs
which nobody buys anymore.

[Jacques]

These twunts want it closed down too

Some of the signatures are a right old chuckle

[Jacques]

Oh yes and an online petition to ban the interweb....WFT!?!?!?!

[Trumpton]

A gaggle of crazed nutters !nuts!

[jj]

3304, eh?
Well, they've sure got constiuency there.....only 3 billion or so to go, then.