White Dog Shit as in 70's

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Re: White Dog Shit as in 70's

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Re: White Dog Shit as in 70's

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From my knowledge of the Human Body (various medical courses, as well as my Personal Trainer/Nutrition Quals, etc) that is a condition leading from lack of Iron in the Blood/Turds.

Meat = plenty of Iron = Dark coloured Turds (Human or Animal), LOL.

Ever notice most bird shit is white?

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Re: White Dog Shit as in 70's

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Dont fret Magoo, white dog shit is still being produced using the orignal formula.

My charming neighbours have lovingly trained their two huge dogs to squeeze it out in neat little 'Mr Whippee' style piles all over my lawn. And it sticks to my shoes and then to my carpet just as good as it ever did back in the seventies.

Ahhhhh, the seventies. Rock band's drum kits had 35 drums and 15 cymbals. Happy happy days....

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Re: White Dog Shit as in 70's

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Trust me, you'd rather stand in solid white shit than the sticky squelchy brown stuff anyday

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Re: White Dog Shit as in 70's

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As long as your dog does equal quantities of white and brown shit, you escape prosecution under the 'Freedom from Shitism' act. However simply OWNING a dog makes you a racist by this logic :-

1. Hitler was a racist.
2. Hitler owned a dog.
3. Therefore if you own a dog you are racist.

I dont own a dog and thus I can ponce around feeling smug and self satisfied. Her Majesty ought to be ashamed of herself!

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Re: White Dog Shit as in 70's

Post by jj »

Her Maj is excused because she owns Ethnic Minority [Welsh] dogs;
similarly if you own an African breeds like a keeshond or basenji you score
enough PC points to escape a charge of racism-by-canine.

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Re: White Dog Shit as in 70's

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The reason is that dogs are being fed different products these days. Back in the 70's dogs were fed proper doggy food such as meat and bones (high iron content = brown turds shooting out). Nowadays they're fed all this weetabix-looking vitamin mix and chepo dog food which is basically wheat and meat flavouring (pasty, chalky white pellets creeping out)!

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