Having A Cock

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stupid question

[Deano!]

I like the way my cock always agrees with me about which are the bestest chicks.

For example:- There are times when everyone assures me that Holly Valance is ugly. They laugh and point and sometimes the laughter comes too much just like those B grade movies where the central character puts his hands over his ears and screams "Noooooo" while superimposed images of cruel laughing people with echoing sounds effects laugh ever louder at him. But just when I'm ready to give up, my cock comes galloping over the grassy hill and gives me a hug and says "Deano!, I like Holly too. I cant wait to get jambed right up 'er arse and pump fuck-sauce up 'er until it dribbles out her ears and..."

Yes, he can be a bit embarrassing with polite company.

[steve56]

Are you being cocksure?

[jj]

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[hammer4life]

great great question.

Cant imagine not having the little fella to wake up to every morning!!

whenever your bored you can have a good play with him.

You dont need to ask him how he`s feeling or how he`s day went. He wont demand you take him out and about, he wont even question anything bad that you do.

All in all having a cock is right up there with being english... couldnt have it any other way!!

[Snake Diamond]

This is the O/T Forum, so that means that ANYTHING WHATSOEVER that is NOT related to Women on the UK Porn Industry is Open for discussion here, nothing is stupid to everyone, some will find it a logical question.

If you feel it is stupid, there is an easy solution, DON'T FUCKING POST any comments on the STUPID Thread, simple.

[BeestonBoy]

This has always summed it up for me



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