White Dog Shit as in 70's

[Trumpton]

Dogs fed on real meat and real bones will make their poo dark chocolate brown in colour and moist as marmite. This will rocket out of their arseholes! Dogs fed on modern day "alternatives' will have white flakey chalk-like poo that will slowly flop out! Not that I've spent my entire life studying dog shit !blush!

[laralatex]

Havent read all the threads so some one might have already said this. The reason dog shite used to be white was due to the high content of chalk in it. Jim told me that years ago....don't know how he knows though!!

[Trumpton]

laralatex wrote:

> The reason dog shite used to be white was due to the high
> content of chalk in it.

Who'd been feeding them - snooker players?

[Snake Diamond]

Trumpton wrote:

> Dogs fed on real meat and real bones will make their poo dark
> chocolate brown in colour and moist as marmite. This will
> rocket out of their arseholes! Dogs fed on modern day
> "alternatives' will have white flakey chalk-like poo that will
> slowly flop out! Not that I've spent my entire life studying
> dog shit !blush!

No wonder I can't stand Marmite, terrible stuff. !puke!

!laugh! !laugh! !laugh!

[Trumpton]

I love marmite, just had some earlier on. I hate what they've done to it's traditional jar, they've turned it upside down and made it 'squeezeable'. Argh, the end of civilisation as we know it!!

[jj]

I got a standard jar of it only recently.

I hate those 'squeezy' things. Air first, then a burp, then a sudden torrent
of glop, then nothing except a soft sigh.
Bit like a case of the shits.

[Trumpton]

magoo wrote:

> My dog eats
> the dried "complete" stuff and his cack is brown like
> chocolate, meat makes it a lighter brown.

Your dog must be leading a campaign to have all dog shit change it's colour and go against biological convention!

[laralatex]

it'd be blue or green shit then wouldn't it?