Tits.

[steve56]

I love them.

[mart]

Do you mean the ones who have taken over this forum?
And to think that WZR seemed to monopolise it......at least some of his posts were worth reading.

Mart

[jj]

Calm down, dear boy.
Don't read them, if they upset you.

[Deuce Bigolo]

or post your own thread

Auditions for grumpy old men down under must be about to start me thinks

[Trumpton]

We we're plagued by bluetits the other month. They flew north from South Africa in springtime and nested in some roof rafters.

[jj]

You hadn't posted in this thread, so no.
Errr...you were referring to me, weren't you?
I'm confused now.
Sorry for any offence, if any was caused, to any who were offended. And if
no-one was offended, then I'm sorry too for that. And for World War II.
But I didn't start that. honest. I wasn't even alive at the time. Which I
suppose is an alibi, of sorts.

[jj]

No, that's my twin brother 'yay yay' [German pronunciation], who was born
in 1918 [a very very premature birth, and I was a little late coming along].

HE started the war and German stuff and the shooting and the other stuff, not me.