Something to go on

[Pervert]

[jj]

I din't know bananas had laxative properties.
Mind you, I'm on a jewellery-free diet so it's a moot point.

[steve56]

wonder if he had a curry to wash it down.

[Sam Slater]

Bananas bung you up!

Some castor oil, or prunes would have done the trick.

Maybe he just fancied an expensive meal?

[jj]

Maybe they don't sell laxative in India, and they might have just had a
job-lot of bananas in, to feed the patrol-elephants.
Or they might have had a handy [geddit?] banana-plant growing just
outside the nick- I mean, there's Hogweed growing just outside Kilburn
nick, so there's precedent.

[stripeysydney]

F*****g hell! that's beats Cool hand Luke anyday..

[Snake Diamond]

Banana's are known to "help keep you regular".

[jj]

Might stop me being late for work, then?

[Snake Diamond]

!laugh!

Depends what's making you "late for work" then, LOL.

!grin!