The wonders of the squatting posture

[Deuce Bigolo]

Sounds like deep vein thrombosis to me

try going out in thermal underwear....good for the circulation apparently

[Jonone]

He's camp as a row of tents !

[Deuce Bigolo]

works for me

200 squats every morning but i be buggered if I'm going to squat over the toilet while juggling a coffee and the morning paper

Some expert in this field went so far as to have his toilet made so you had to squat to use it.

[jj]

Deuce Bigolo wrote:
> i be buggered if I'm going to squat over the toilet while juggling a
> coffee and the morning paper

You might well be buggered if you left yerself in such a vulnerable position....LOCK THE DOOR !!!

[Deuce Bigolo]

keep your homo erotic dreams to yourself,thank you very much

I should have said face facing the door or NOT WITH MY HEAD IN THE CISTERN
Like your the half back in a grid iron game-get the picture?

[jj]

Yes. And it fills me with horror :- ))

[Deuce Bigolo]

don't knock it till you try it,wearing a grid iron helmet as protection I mean

Saved my face many a time as i've been straining/sweating/grunting in the squat position only to have the door fly open and hear the immortal words "get your hands of it,what do you think you are and amusement park?"

Noises can be misinterpreted...lol

[jj]

That sounds like when I was married.
Wife+3 kids+me+2 x dog all trying to get into bathroom at once.
The Brushing of the Teeth was a life-threatening adventure.......

[Deuce Bigolo]

Maybe a basin at squatting level would have been the answer?

A wise man never cleans his teeth in the bathroom
I'm sure as a male you know why