Getting the, erm, hump in Oz

[Pervert]

Shouldn't laugh, but it's difficult not to.



Watch out for the non-indigenous, exotic creatures, Buttsie

[Sam Slater]

It nearly suffocated the goat remember, and the woman was 60 years old.

"It got no luck with the 'nanny' so went for the 'granny'." was the local headline.

I'm not even going to ask if it had a smoke afterwards, but I've got a 'hunch' of the specific brand.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Cantankerous animal is the Camel not to mention ugly as f..ck so it has to get it where ever possible

I've never trusted the blighters since I fed one a beer many years ago on kangaroo island and it didn't buy the next round

[Pervert]

Just as well it didn't---it would probably have slipped you some rohypnol.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Some would say that would have been a good thing buthten I'd be dead and have no memory of the incident anyway....OVER ANALYSIS

As i like to be in control think I'll stick to german shepherds alathe garden state hospital scene

Far easier to control and you only need one leg