Planet Earth...

[fudgeflaps]

With Earth having a north and south pole, yeah..... bipolar.

It's a moody cunt of a planet.

Juptier has a big ego problem, "I'm the biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggest planet, hahahaha" he cackles in a Brian Blesed voice.

Saturn is very laid back and liberal, big poof with his lovely rings.

Mercury......... now there's a tetchy wee bugger.

[jj]

Ha !!
There's a large brownish planet in Cassiopeia that's been banned from
every boozer below the Celestial Equator.
I understand they're going to name it after Keith Allen...

[fudgeflaps]

I believe bipolar exists, but too many people, twat celebrities in particular, use it as a convenient excuse to justify eccentric/arsehole behaviours.

[Deuce Bigolo]

readers digest 100 greatest clean jokes circa 1977

[Trumpton]

Juptier and Saturn are gargantuan gaseous bubbles with tiny cores! They are so big that their gravitational pull has the capability to "suck-in" comets!