I want a hug please

[Trumpton]

A homo-friendly person wouldn't get all hot and bothered about the fact that they have access to gay porn - let alone volunteer such information on a public forum.

[Marino]

Ok plan B. My missus has the worst eyesight in the world with her contacts out, that's why she's probably still with me, however we get her pissed take out the contacts and you just pretend to be me.

It's not that hard, come in the door swearing about everything. piss on the floor. shout at the dog, get your cock out and BINGO.

[Trumpton]

I can't remember the last time I started a thread on the Girls Forum? I'll just check.

[Trumpton]

warren zevon rip wrote:

> Trumpton wrote:
>
> > I can't remember the last time I started a thread on the
> Girls
> > Forum? I'll just check.
>
> Hey Trumpty - apparently we're friends now, according to M"M"M!
> Kisses!

MMM's radar has picked up our vibes - that's SO macho!