Kate McCann

[Ace]

Horatio and the CSi team at Miami would have solved all this within a week

[steve56]

Not to mention Columbo

[Von Boy]

Something else to note is that the UK police will be keeping a very close eye on the McCanns. They will of course be making out they are "helping and supporting them". As mentioned before the "normal" first suspects in cases like this are the parents or persons known to the victim......

I think there will be some very interesting developments over the next few weeks / months !

!wink!

[steve56]

They might be charged with neglect or manslaugter

[Sam Slater]

A week? 30 mins tops.....and that's with commercial breaks.

[Sam Slater]

Would you though?

[Sam Slater]

That may be to do with losing a daughter.........sheesh, you're tough to please!

Google just turned up:

[quote]Sexy Times: Kate McCann

Introducing a series of short articles, each describing one of my many deviant sexual fantasies.

Up this week is mother of troubled tot Maddie, Mrs Kate McCann!

So the fantasy starts off with me in a balaclava, like they often do. I'm feeding a note under the McCanns' door which says "For Kate's eyes only, meet me at XYZ, don't bring the police and I will return Maddie to you." You know, the usual stuff.

So she turns up at my hotel room and she's been crying and stuff, and I'm like "Shut the fuck up." And she's wailing that she wants to hear from Maddie, so I play an amateurish voice recording on my phone that I've made of a child saying "Mummy", just to get her to SHUT UP.

Lying on the bed is a white corset with no knickers - she's a smart woman, she knows what to do. I step outside and let her get ready. I go back in and she's got the gear on. I enter her whilst laughing maniacally, and I come within the same amount of time it takes Dwain Chambers to run the 100 metres - about 9.87 seconds - therefore cementing the fact that there is absolutely nothing in this sordid scenario to benefit her.

She's crying again at this point. Oh well. Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs! She starts shouting "Now let me have my daughter!"
I'm like "What daughter? What you talking about? You living in la-la land? What did you think this was? Are you mental?" Then I sprint out of the hotel, leaving her with the bill.

All in all, a successful day out![/quote]

No, it wasn't me.

[steve56]

something weird about the whole thing .Sam Slater wrote:

> That may be to do with losing a daughter.........sheesh, you're
> tough to please!
>
> Google just turned up:
>
> [quote]Sexy Times: Kate McCann
>
> Introducing a series of short articles, each describing one of
> my many deviant sexual fantasies.
>
> Up this week is mother of troubled tot Maddie, Mrs Kate McCann!
>
>
> So the fantasy starts off with me in a balaclava, like they
> often do. I'm feeding a note under the McCanns' door which says
> "For Kate's eyes only, meet me at XYZ, don't bring the police
> and I will return Maddie to you." You know, the usual stuff.
>
> So she turns up at my hotel room and she's been crying and
> stuff, and I'm like "Shut the fuck up." And she's wailing that
> she wants to hear from Maddie, so I play an amateurish voice
> recording on my phone that I've made of a child saying "Mummy",
> just to get her to SHUT UP.
>
> Lying on the bed is a white corset with no knickers - she's a
> smart woman, she knows what to do. I step outside and let her
> get ready. I go back in and she's got the gear on. I enter her
> whilst laughing maniacally, and I come within the same amount
> of time it takes Dwain Chambers to run the 100 metres - about
> 9.87 seconds - therefore cementing the fact that there is
> absolutely nothing in this sordid scenario to benefit her.
>
> She's crying again at this point. Oh well. Can't make an
> omelette without breaking a few eggs! She starts shouting "Now
> let me have my daughter!"
> I'm like "What daughter? What you talking about? You living in
> la-la land? What did you think this was? Are you mental?" Then
> I sprint out of the hotel, leaving her with the bill.
>
> All in all, a successful day out![/quote]
>
> No, it wasn't me.
>
>

[Sam Slater]

[quote]something weird about the whole thing[/quote]

What, the McCanns, or wanting to screw Kates face off?