Fan hitting the shit

[Pervert]

[Sam Slater]

Rumours are it was 44 year old Portuguese man.

[Pervert]

Now now, that's how stories are spread---and you're in enough trouble already without the Russian mafia coming after you.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Are you calling AF a shit?

[Pervert]

I was trying to get the joke in before anyone else, but he can be a rather nasty character at times---all the way back to his playing days, and in various managerial posts since.

[Deuce Bigolo]

I'd put him down as an EGO out of control

His media conferences would grate the best journalist

Looks more like an overripe beetroot to me

[Pervert]

He's always been the same. When he was St Mirren's manager, he was always complaining about decisions and being called before the beaks. Likewise during his stint in FurryBoot City (copyright Ian Rankin).

[Deuce Bigolo]

I hear their shooting the sequel to rocky & bullwinkle

De niro having solved his financial crisis is unavailable

AF for fearless leader...lol

furryboot city?would that be aberdeen?

[Pervert]

It would, as in local dialect:

"Furry boot are you fae?" (Where do you come from?)

[Deuce Bigolo]

Confuse the hell out of us simple free settler folk in OZ

This forum thread,strange scottish phrases was an eye opener