Plumber goes to Buckingham Palace to repair a leak, CCTV catch him shagging a dog. Taken to court and judge dismisses the case as the plumber was CORGI registered.
Yeah, I fucking groaned as well..........so-called mates in the trade!!
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Deuce Bigolo
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Re: you weren't kidding
Not as bad as these but
Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet?
Right now the cops have nothing to go on....."
"A local doctor called us out in the middle of the night because one of his toilets was blocked.
He insisted that it was urgent and that we attend immediately. Upon arrival we lifted the toilet lid, threw in two aspirins, and said 'If it's still there in the morning, give us another ring.'"
- from Michael Baker Plumbing and Heating, Beverley, East Yorkshire, England
Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet?
Right now the cops have nothing to go on....."
"A local doctor called us out in the middle of the night because one of his toilets was blocked.
He insisted that it was urgent and that we attend immediately. Upon arrival we lifted the toilet lid, threw in two aspirins, and said 'If it's still there in the morning, give us another ring.'"
- from Michael Baker Plumbing and Heating, Beverley, East Yorkshire, England