Dear group, I am thinking of getting into porn. I feel the time is right, but there are some things i need to know.
a. do you need a cock the size of bristol.
b. are women involved
c. will my face be on film
d. will my arse be on film
e. will there be any film
f. will I get to have sex
g. how much will it cost me
h. does having a 2 inch cock rule you out (see question a )
i. do you think Marino should be worried
j. what kind of protection should I use (I have a crash helmet )
Any feedback would be welcome, but please dont take the piss even reptiles have feelings.
How do I get into porn.
How do I get into porn.
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Re: How do I get into porn.
You may need to have sex with a woman.
Re: How do I get into porn.
You mean a 'REAL' one? or the plastic type I keep under me bed.
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Re: How do I get into porn.
A two-inch cock? That's right---make the rest of us feel inadequate.
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Re: How do I get into porn.
Some guy's are just lucky Carac, dont feel bad.
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Re: How do I get into porn.
Liz, you forgot;
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Re: How do I get into porn.
Lizard wrote:
> Dear group, I am thinking of getting into porn. I feel the time
> is right, but there are some things i need to know.
>
> a. do you need a cock the size of bristol.
No, but bristols and a cock will get you a certain kind of work.
> b. are women involved
Sometimes, but only if your hair and makeup are a mess.
> c. will my face be on film
Depends if it looks like your arse or not. If it does, PROBABLY.
> d. will my arse be on film
If it's covered in hair and spots, DEFINITELY.
> e. will there be any film
Yes, but you'll have to wait for it to get developed at Boots.
> f. will I get to have sex
Yes, but you'll have to maintain a hardon for 36 hours and come an exact amount at the exact time the director yells SPLOOGE!
> g. how much will it cost me
It won't cost you a penny but you won't get paid either. However, you do get to see naked ladies in the flesh and might even get to touch one.
> h. does having a 2 inch cock rule you out (see question a )
Yes. Unless you're willing to get on the business end of a strap-on and be fucked in the botty by a 36 stone blonde. Nobody could expect your cock to do anything but hide in those circumstances, so you can get away with a minute cock.
> i. do you think Marino should be worried
Only if you confess to spending your porn watching time admiring his six pack and hair.
> j. what kind of protection should I use (I have a crash helmet
> )
Depends on the shoot. In some cases your crash helmet will be fine. In others, not even showing up would be the best protection possible.
>
> Any feedback would be welcome, but please dont take the piss
> even reptiles have feelings.
All of the above was sincere andhonest advice. Good luck with your career in the Fatty Fucks Ladyboys series.
> Dear group, I am thinking of getting into porn. I feel the time
> is right, but there are some things i need to know.
>
> a. do you need a cock the size of bristol.
No, but bristols and a cock will get you a certain kind of work.
> b. are women involved
Sometimes, but only if your hair and makeup are a mess.
> c. will my face be on film
Depends if it looks like your arse or not. If it does, PROBABLY.
> d. will my arse be on film
If it's covered in hair and spots, DEFINITELY.
> e. will there be any film
Yes, but you'll have to wait for it to get developed at Boots.
> f. will I get to have sex
Yes, but you'll have to maintain a hardon for 36 hours and come an exact amount at the exact time the director yells SPLOOGE!
> g. how much will it cost me
It won't cost you a penny but you won't get paid either. However, you do get to see naked ladies in the flesh and might even get to touch one.
> h. does having a 2 inch cock rule you out (see question a )
Yes. Unless you're willing to get on the business end of a strap-on and be fucked in the botty by a 36 stone blonde. Nobody could expect your cock to do anything but hide in those circumstances, so you can get away with a minute cock.
> i. do you think Marino should be worried
Only if you confess to spending your porn watching time admiring his six pack and hair.
> j. what kind of protection should I use (I have a crash helmet
> )
Depends on the shoot. In some cases your crash helmet will be fine. In others, not even showing up would be the best protection possible.
>
> Any feedback would be welcome, but please dont take the piss
> even reptiles have feelings.
All of the above was sincere andhonest advice. Good luck with your career in the Fatty Fucks Ladyboys series.
Re: How do I get into porn.
"All of the above was sincere andhonest advice. Good luck with your career in the Fatty Fucks Ladyboys series."
I can see that Ned, a big thanks from the heart of my bottom, I'll stick with music.
I can see that Ned, a big thanks from the heart of my bottom, I'll stick with music.
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Re: How do I get into porn.
Lizard wrote:
> b. are women involved
Yes, but that needn't cause any worry because, as in most porn flicks, the women are peripheral guests.
The cameraman will be spending the entire time focusing in on your tight, tanned, tatt ridden body - because we the hetrosexual male audience really really want to see this.
> b. are women involved
Yes, but that needn't cause any worry because, as in most porn flicks, the women are peripheral guests.
The cameraman will be spending the entire time focusing in on your tight, tanned, tatt ridden body - because we the hetrosexual male audience really really want to see this.