porn actor

[Lizard]

We all have to earn a crust Carac, however I'm getting to old for all this shit
I have me own stannah stairlift to me Kit.

[Pervert]

Never mind---soon be your turn to have young musicians performing for you; like Chas and Dave.

[colonel]

He'll quickly get the horn. Or the pink oboe.

[Lucifer Sam]

An actor who likes porn? I'm sure its pretty simple really. Join an amateur dramatics society but make sure you take along a copy of The Rectumizer Does Norwich part 3 or Gonzo, I Love You or something similar as well. Just in case they don't understand what your on about at first.

[Trumpton]

You'll have to turn yourself into a 'rite propa geeza'. Grow your hair long, slap plenty of greasy hair products on it, go 'darn' the gym and after swallowing your daily intake of steriods, pump iron all day, get an all over fake tan, get 'loadsa' tatts.

Ideally you should be part of a "team". Get yourself a 'buddy' cameraman who'll spend the entire shot focusing in on what's really important - you're tanned, tatt filled, greasy body!

Oh yes, then pretend you've got all your certs up to date, or failing that just fake 'em.

[Trumpton]

mucho_matcho_man wrote:

> Become gay - those blokes will shag anybody's arse

Most are still in denial latent gays anyway.

[Trumpton]

mucho_matcho_man wrote:

> What, even porno gays? (most of whom are HIV).

I thought that in gay porno all the guys have to rubber up?