Porn is like watching paint dry

[chatterji]

Tech question:

I downloaded some filth the other day, but the film I downloaded has no chapters, won't allow or ffwd, and I can't cut it into clips on Movie Maker. If anyone can explain why this is so, I'd be grateful, even better if you can tell me how to chop it up or get the nav controls back.

Anyway, it forced me to watch the whole thing in linear fashion. It turned a good film into a total bore-fest. Can anyone really stomach watching a two and a half porn film from start to finish? I managed 50 minutes before the utter monotony of some anonymous dick pounding a bottom for ten solid minutes drove me to finally do my tax returns. I doubt I'll ever watch the rest.

Porn is so much filler and so little killer. Without ffwd, my addiction would be at an end.

[Trumpton]

Let's be honest - 80% of so-called "porn" is utter crap.

[chatterji]

Ah yes, but which 80%?

[Twingo]

What file format was the download? If it was WMV and you cannot seek, it is typically because the download is corrupted.

If you legally purchased the download then you should try it again. If you got it through other means then you can use a WMV fixer or ASFbin to correct it, however both could cut the movie where it became corrupt, so try it before hand.

Its if another file format then post what it is.

[Jacques]

Virtual Dub and direct stream copy is your friend.

[Trumpton]

chatterji wrote:

> Ah yes, but which 80%?

80% equates to the majority.

[chatterji]

Thanks for the techno insights, all. Much appreciated. I'll give them a whirl.

[eroticartist]

Your attitude to sex is obvious from your use of the words "some filth." Filth is bad porn!
Mike Freeman.

[planeterotica]

Trumpton wrote:

> Let's be honest - 80% of so-called "porn" is utter crap.
>
planeterotica wrote:

Yes but the other 20% of the film is the bit that gets you playing with your nudger !shocked!