maxi cheddars

[bristolian]

I have this recurring dream where loads of us are sitting round in a state of nirvana sharing one big Maxi cheddar, imagine a massive mini cheddar the size of a football centre circle.

[Lizard]

Nurse!!!!!!!!!!

[Sam Slater]

Hush Lizard, we need to know more of this mans dreams!

[Lizard]

I dont. it might involve prawn cracker's and vaseline.

[Sam Slater]

[quote]I dont. it might involve prawn cracker's and vaseline.[/quote]

Look, that was a long time ago. You were drunk, and it was dark.

Let it go........

[Lizard]

Yes but I you still owe me the money and I cant look a chinaman in the eye.

[Sam Slater]

I paid the chinaman - that was the deal.

Running out of vaseline and setting off the fire alarm was your own doing.

If you're still having those nightmares, have a chat with MK Printing. I hear he's quite good.

[Lizard]

it,s easy for you to gloat, I,m the one wearing the bag.

[Sam Slater]

Shi Sheng-Mu says sorry. He just went mental when the fire alarm caused the canary to choke on that sunflower seed. It was his mums you see.

'Dishonour' and all that......