Britney Spears

[Officer Dibble]

I'm afraid Britney is little more than a divi chav bird who, if she hadn't been in the right place at the right time, would probably today be skint, unemployed, watchin' Big Brother, reading 'Heat' (ironically) or rolling round in the gutter of a Saturday evening, screeching obscenities while out of her mind on Smirnoff Ice. Of course that?s when she wasn?t being a flakey ?no show ho? on the set of a low budget porno movie ? or the American equivalents thereof.

It?s clear Britney?s not fit to be a mother, but she needn?t be to upset about that ? she?s just one of millions of similarly incapable mothers, both here and in the States. Makes you wonder whether it might not be a good idea to make such young women apply for a license before they can have a kid - to make sure they capable enough, mature enough, intelligent enough, and committed enough to be entrusted with the massive responsibility of bring up a child. If this were the case it would make a massive difference to western society ? eliminating vast swathes of social problems at a stroke, making everyone?s life so much better.





Officer Dibble

[fudgeflaps]

That's a great idea.

I made a point years ago, in jest, that a similar license should be acquired for marriage due to many modern-day marriages dissolving pretty sharpish.

It would have a penalty-points system similar to the driving license, where exceeding 12points results in instant divorce:

instant 12: violence

9-pointer: hefty!!! emotional infidelity etc

6-pointer: a bad 'un. affair (with friend or in-law) etc

3-point offences: the knuckle-rap. affair (stranger) etc

1-point offences: twatty stuff. forgetting birthdays, negligence of duties etc.

!laugh!

These points would be logged on a marriage swipecard.

Christ- we may laugh now, it may one day happen. What a boon to the economy marriage and baby licenses would be, with the yearly equivalents of MOTs. !wink!

[Deuce Bigolo]

No great surprise

After seeing her recent live performance you've got to wonder who's pulling the strings.