Fake DVDs 'fund' people smuggling

[Arginald Valleywater]

It is true, a lot of pirate DVDs are a front for more seruious crimes. The IRA made a fortune out of selling porn to repressed Catholics and bought Armalites and Semtex with the proceeds. Eastern European gangs are making a real killing in the smuggling market, a family friend and ex Met officer is now working in the Balkans trying to disrupt such operations. His job is funded by Interpol and he meets some very unpleasant people who value money a long way above human rights.

[colonel]

Arginald Valleywater wrote:

His
> job is funded by Interpol and he meets some very unpleasant
> people who value money a long way above human rights.

Is he at the Conservative Party Conference then?