Porn anecdotes and bloopers

[fudgeflaps]

There's not much in the way of exciting news on the porn scene in Promotions at the minute, is there?

!idea!

So, do any of the producers or talent have some funny stories of outtakes or suchlike?

An untimely fart on the cumshot?

The head of a female performer being stuck in a couch whilst in doggy postion (maybe finding some loose change?)?

An unexpected cat turning up on set and licking the bollocks of the male performer?

A boom mike lodged up an anus?

A bra catching fire?

Please, regale us with your porno anecdotes and bloopers.


Things like "Nearly dying and shagging a nurse" does not qualify, and is hardly something to boast about.

C'mon, give it your best.

!wink!

[fudgeflaps]

Here's one from two minutes from now.

There was this guy on a porn forum, and he accidentally bumped this thread.

!laugh!

It was hilarious.

!rules!

Any more porno stories?

C'mon.

[Sam Slater]

All mine will be deleted........

[fudgeflaps]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.

You know what forum to post on then, !wink!

[Sam Slater]

But the Telescreen still watches me.

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

[Sam Slater]

FREEDOM IS WORK

I like it.

[Jonone]

Freedom's just another name for nothing left to lose !

[algarve addick]

reckon we've all had a few tonight.....!