What do you think the odd's of a guy like me with not much to his name apart from a fairly ample sized tool and of course my charming boyish looks, getting it on with a babe such as Layla?!
You never no if i was given the chance i could be the next Mr Dover!!!
Layla-jade
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Crimpo
Re: Layla-jade
Hey man don't understate your talents - you also have extremely good taste!
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Cornish Chris
Re: Layla-jade
Check out
You never know everybody has to start somewhere.
Best of British Luck !!!!!!!
Cheers Cornish Chris.
You never know everybody has to start somewhere.
Best of British Luck !!!!!!!
Cheers Cornish Chris.
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magoo
Re: Layla-jade
500-1 more like. I would like to know which bookie you use JJ as his odds seem very good.
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Layla~Jade
Re: Layla-jade
Never mind the odds...
What I would personally like to know the answer too, is why recently
I appear to have become the object of desire, for several assorted,
fictional nursery rhyme characters... like just all of a sudden !
I have been communicating with "Lil Jack Horny" of
then suddenly... up pops "Tom Thumb"...
so who's next ??? "Rumple-fuckin-Stilt-Foreskin"... ???
Its a crazy life innit ?
Luv lay xx
What I would personally like to know the answer too, is why recently
I appear to have become the object of desire, for several assorted,
fictional nursery rhyme characters... like just all of a sudden !
I have been communicating with "Lil Jack Horny" of
then suddenly... up pops "Tom Thumb"...
so who's next ??? "Rumple-fuckin-Stilt-Foreskin"... ???
Its a crazy life innit ?
Luv lay xx
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watters
Wrong Name
I don't really think that the name Tom Thumb would be likely to get much work in the porn business ....
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Tom Thumb
Re: Layla-jade
Well i didn't expect a reply from the goddess of porn herself, and am now sitting here with a cheeky little smile on my face! Anyway before you start getting worried, your obviously forgetting your the object of desire for most people who use this site!
P.S. You never told me what my chances are!
P.S. You never told me what my chances are!
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Layla~Jade
Re: Layla-jade
You didnt expect a reply ?
Why not ? I hang out here all the time
(Actually, its NOT by choice... they make me hang out here really.... Woodgnome said if I didnt, that he would take my picture off of the front page...but thats another subject...)
Dont worry, I'm far from "worried" that you posted... I was just referring to the use of Nursery Rhyme characters names !
(And naturally dropping in a plug 4 my mate 'Lil' Jack...
Hi Jack ! U cool today ??? )
Thats all...
So Dont worry
OK so, seriously what's your chances ?
Truthfully, (Albeit cryptically)
Much higher than you may initially think,
Listen to those around you, have faith, and...
It could be you...
No, HANG ON, thats the lotto isnt it ???)
Sorry... your answer: Higher than you may think !
stay lucky,
luv lay
xx
Why not ? I hang out here all the time
(Actually, its NOT by choice... they make me hang out here really.... Woodgnome said if I didnt, that he would take my picture off of the front page...but thats another subject...)
Dont worry, I'm far from "worried" that you posted... I was just referring to the use of Nursery Rhyme characters names !
(And naturally dropping in a plug 4 my mate 'Lil' Jack...
Hi Jack ! U cool today
??? )Thats all...
So Dont worry
OK so, seriously what's your chances ?
Truthfully, (Albeit cryptically)
Much higher than you may initially think,
Listen to those around you, have faith, and...
It could be you...
No, HANG ON, thats the lotto isnt it ???)
Sorry... your answer: Higher than you may think !
stay lucky,
luv lay
xx