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[Sam Slater]

I I do wish Wazza was here to calm things down......lol

[fudgeflaps]

Keep going Giles........

!laugh!

Posting anthrax?

You'll be a candidate for the Sex Offender's Terrorist Register!!

As I say, immune to the ol' Domestos (didn't know it TASTED of lemon, you must talk from experience) but the stuff you use to bleach your anus (or, in your case, your mouth) might be a bit more lethal.

For my 30-second flippant posting, I see you've spent the best part of an hour stewing.

I think I may have won today's controversial post award- WZR will be proud.

[fudgeflaps]

Right, ok, last post on this thread.

I would love you to save me from my factory job, Giles, if you do it in true Officer and a Gentleman style. You would pick me up, and Sam and WZR (over on the production line) would shout "way to go, Fudgey, way to go!" before "up where we belong" by Joe Cocker gets blasted through the tannoy.

The bleach address:-

If you forward it to this guy below, it should get to me.

Keith "Farmer Giles" Ra-Ra-Rasputin ,

B-Wing,
(Dodgy Pervs and Sweetie Rustlers unit),

cell 12(b),

HMP Bootle,

God's Country,

To55 eR

Cheers mate.

[fudgeflaps]

All those bad things you told the judge.

[fudgeflaps]

Hatchet buried, enough of this pish.

I'll be getting called Super Randy 3 soon. I didn't intend a tongue-in-cheek post to become a 24-post deviation.

So let that be that.

[Sam Slater]

Seriously though Giles. The thread title is kinda trollish (to some people). Fudge was just being flippant and I don't think he really means anything.

On another note. All this 'Rasputin is Giles' stuff -though funny/tiresome at times- isn't really an issue to me. You could change your username everyweek for me, and to be honest, it's no ones business.

However, you are contributing to the constant digs because you've not admitted it. Now come on; enough of this shenanigans and game playing. Giles became Rasputin, and then revived Giles didn't he? I was one that was the doubting thomas when Wazza brought it up, but I didn't really care enough to think about it that much. The constant references have made me think, and it is you Keith/Giles! It's almost beyond doubt now.

So come, fess up and you'll feel better! (serious request)