Cheap Scotsmen.....Your stories wanted...

[Lizard]

Fe fecks sac, Giles is NOT keith, thats it, He is Definitely not KIETH.


I hope this clears thangs ooop.

[Sam Slater]

Lizard.

Giles IS Keith. It's almost crazy -to me- to now think otherwise. I just found the last peice of the jigsaw only an hour ago.

[Lizard]

Sam. He is not...really.

[Sam Slater]

Lol Liz! You stubborn fucka!

You're blinded cos Giles used to post a long time ago and came back. Trouble is, he came back as Rasputin in between without anyone noticing.

I've kept pretty quiet until I knew for definate, and now I do. I'm NOT assuming it's him, I KNOW!

[Sam Slater]

definate = definite !doh!

[crofter]

Aint the wonders of the internet great ... fuck me you don't even have to leave your house/look out the window or even move from your recliner to see some of the best fighting talk known to man since the last edition of Gladiators ... congrats to both of you.
ps if Fudgey don't want the domestos can I have it Giles as my bath is looking a bit slimy ...

Now back O/T please guys ... cheap Scotsmen erm that aint inflammatory is it Giles??

Here's my first one:
Ex Hearts goalkeeper Craig Gordon to Sunderland>> 9 quid erm sorry million, anybody beat that??

[Lizard]

you mean.....I,.....I,....ve been hoodwinked by Rasputin, the feindish cunt, I'll need to take legal advice, I,m just off to make a 3sec cup of tea to thinkabowdit.

[Lizard]

Iv,e thawedaboudit, I still dont think G is K..damn feindish though eh?

[Sam Slater]

Dude, this is fucking funny as fuck if you were reading what I am now.

Come on Giles....fess up please!