Anti McDonalds Campaign

[Sam Slater]

being a monk lara..... !wink!

Now that is understandable!

[Lizard]

Nah, flew over my radar as well, are you saying you'd shag a monk?

[laralatex]

I hate you for this but i'm gonna have to cum. i can't hold it in any longer. I'll imagine thats your tongue but only longer and er......wider....and can hold out for longer....before drooping!

[Lizard]

Lol, Iv,e just spilt me fucking tea, still it only takes me 3 secs now to make one with me new Tefal......(liz, throws back hair and flounces into the kitchen)

[Sam Slater]

Posh bastard.

[laralatex]

Yes but Sam, don't forget women like the action to last much longer than 3 seconds. And especially in the kitchen....what with all those utensils. Told you, early finisher.....and he's actually gloating about it!!

[Lizard]

It's the new 'bling' of kettles, er sorry, water production units..

[Sam Slater]

Nevere have sex with a reptile. They take too long to warm up and will shed their skin in your bed.

[laralatex]

Lizard wrote:

> It's the new 'bling' of kettles, er sorry, water production
> units..
>


OR: a production unit to cut down on time wastage by employees in fag breaks. And no Jim is banned from getting one. We have water and a saucepan and that will do us fine thank you!

[Lizard]

Get one Lara, they make a great sound, and tell Jim only romanian peasants use saucepans