TV progs titles that you can turn into porn shows

[laralatex]

Seeing as certain people are on a role with trawling the T.V schedules and bastardising every possible title into a porn series. What's your show called?

Mine is Top of The Plops. A scat porno

The 9 o'clock Floozie

Gash in the Attic

The Wright Stuffed

star Whores

By the way these are copyright. So don't even think about it!

[Lex Luger]

Stricty CUM Dancing

[laralatex]

oh droll theatre will nick that off you

[fudgeflaps]

8 out of ten twats

3rd cock from the Bum

Open All Hours

Faulty Bowels

[laralatex]

u hav mail

[fudgeflaps]

Cuntdown

JimSlip could be Whitely, lara as Vorderman.

Jim tells nonsensical anedotes to the camera, while Lara stuffs complex sums deep inside contestants rectums.

She then asks them to 'work it out'.

If the talent don't have certs, they have to use a conundrum.

[laralatex]

WHAT!!!!! I am now sober and even if i wasn't this wouldnt make sense. Weirdo! lol

[Lizard]

Fuck me I thought I had a vivid imagination.

[Lex Luger]

The Clit Crowd (The IT Crowd)
Brass Japs-Eye (Brass Eye)
Fore-Skins (Skins)