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Lizard · Post by **Lizard** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:59 pm

The forums agony aunt, how bout it chuck..

Dear Lara I got my pile ointment mixed up with my toothpaste..what should I do...

Dear Liz, you will now have receding gums and a ring that sparkles..

laralatex · Post by **laralatex** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:01 pm

I'm up for that. Bring on your problems guys. lets see if I can help. Although please don't be offended if the answer is fuck of you moaning Jessie.

randyandy · Post by **randyandy** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:04 pm

Dear Lara

I've got a cold and scratched my balls forgetting I still had vic on my fingers and it stung like a bitch.

Will my neighbour think the worse of me for all the bad language I've just used?

laralatex · Post by **laralatex** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:06 pm

No, she won't. You live on a council estate and she'll think you're chatting her up. Nice one. Expect 10 more kids in every Gap colour you can imagine by next year.... but they'll all be your she promises you!

randyandy · Post by **randyandy** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:09 pm

So the banging on the wall was just an invite for coffee phew !laugh!

laralatex · Post by **laralatex** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:26 pm

Yes she was communicating in morse code....with her head!

Deuce Bigolo · Post by **Deuce Bigolo** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:09 am

dear lara,
I'm considering coming out of the closet

about my secret addiction to natalie Imbruglias music
and use of L'oreal products(2nd mortgage to prove it)

your thoughts please

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