WTF is that cunt Lizard brewing in his new Tefal ... pretty sure it aint just fucking tea ... the cunt.
Just the sniff of a woman posting on this forum brings out his old trusty 70's book "How to chat up a woman in 50 less than easy peasy steps" by John Merrick jnr.
PEOPLE think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet?
LOL.....too fuckin true Crofter, the Tefal' a right fanny magnet it get's em wet! what with that and me drawstring tetley teabags--Young Lara was putty in me fiendish talons, she couldn,t get enough mate , she's like....lizzie baby, oh lizzie dont leave me this way.....show me that spikey tonge again lizzy....all the time Jims on his third nightmare.......fuck! she'll read this and I'll be toast.