Cheap Hebrews.....Your stories wanted

[Deuce Bigolo]

I've known people from all backgrounds to do things on the cheap to try and get ahead

Letting your friends buy the drinks then leaving when it was their turn was the one that always got me seething

Buying fresh produce in season...whats a season?

making your own tomatoe sauce in a 44 gallon drum...except the firebrigade keeps coming round to extinguish the fire...true story
name the race...italian,greek....crying over the spoiling of 44 gallons worth of tomatoes wasted

[Lizard]

Cheap brews.

[Deuce Bigolo]

For that CHEAP price i could feed and entire Kibbutz for a decade

[Lizard]

Dont blame me, it's Gordon Browns fault, he made me do it.

[Deuce Bigolo]

You lounge lizards are all so spineless

Putty in Gordon Geckos hands,so to speak

[Lizard]

Gordon's bitten off more than he can swallow.

[Deuce Bigolo]

He's got ambition but not the charisma/smarts to back it up

Like quite a few Number 2s I could name...gore,costello,

[Lizard]

Spot on.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Needs a year in that finishing school brussels