To the theif across neighbouring forum

[Lizard]

Sam my man, youv'e made my day
how pleased I am to hear you say
for I know you truly shall
enjoy a brew with that Tefal.

[Sam Slater]

We can rhyme till our face blue,
but I should refrain from telling thee who
Bunyan's verse doth point toward,
or the admin will put me to the sword.

Yet if thy insist to know the score,
I point thee to the information bureau;
"where is that?", "which way to face?",
so I point thee toward the usual place.

[Sam Slater]

Why thank you Liz, for I agree
that we both do love a cup of tea,
for twats we are, with this rhyming stuff,
so join me in saying - enough's enough!

[Sam Slater]

Mike has stopped drinking tea,
for he now dwells in Italy,
and though usually as high as a skunk,
is he as crazed as our rasputin monk?

[Lizard]

Verily I know my grandmas bad
I cant even blame it on me dad
a precocious talent in every way
has made me what I am today.

[Lizard]

Your stalking someone aren,t you?, I think I have the same my spaccy page as you have, does said page have a tree on it perchance...?

[Sam Slater]

Lol........you've lost me Liz.

[Sam Slater]

If they had internet forums in the 13th century, this thread would be normal discourse.