Site for sale..

[Lizard]

www.lizard.inc.

all enquiries to A. Darling@gofigure.co.uk

[Lizard]

I didn,t post that..........Iv,e been hijacked, the sites up and running and membership is, erm,.....comfy

[fudgeflaps]

I've been a member of lizardinc for 5 minutes now, and there have been no updates.

I was promised lots of regularly updated content and......... nothing.

I'm paying ?450 a month for this- and my credit card statement reads "Hot Reptile Beastophelia Associates, Guyana".

I tried to contact the site, and the webmaster, a blue-eyed skink from Croydon, said that Mr Lizard is having a hard time with the wife so just bear with it and it will soon sort itself out.

I am very upset.

[Lizard]

Mr Fudgeflap, I was sorry to hear of you problems with Lizardinc.com.

now fuck away off

Billy Gecko (customer services manager)

[fudgeflaps]

I also heard he's not looking after the talent.

Not one UV lamp in their flats, with temperatures sub-tropical. He's also buying cheap locusts from Somerfield.

Yeah, WZR, he got all the cute young lizards and has released all the material too quickly. ********** got the best, nasty lizards for 'Trash Skinks' and 'Gobbling Geckos'.

[fudgeflaps]

!!!!!

This shocking treatment is reminding me of my bad experience with www.*************.com.

They said the same thing!

!tears!

[Trumpton]

WHAT!!

Your site has only been running for about 10 minutes - still it's lasted longer than some sites advertised elsewhere.