I have an enormous wad....

[Trumpton]

....of money.

Having not bought any porn for some considerable time, (and many thanks to all those who have informed me, both directly and indirectly not to purchase porn for a variety of reasons), I have built up a huge collection of savings which are tucked away in my bank account.

But I feel that it needs an airing, so I'm wondering just what can I spend it on?

[fudgeflaps]

5 wummin of the night, down Blythswood Sq- but use an asbestos johnny.

You'll catch Hepatitis F (not yet known to medical science) otherwise.

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fudgeflaps wrote:

> 5 wummin of the night, down Blythswood Sq- but use an asbestos
> johnny.

I could invest it all in an asbestos johnny manufacturing company.

> You'll catch Hepatitis F (not yet known to medical science)
> otherwise.

Or, start up a fund to find a cure for this disease.

[Trumpton]

warren zevon rip wrote:

> Take a nice lady out for a nice meal and buy her some Rioja. It
> seems to work for me.

I may have an enormous wad Wazz, but it's not as enormous as yours obviously is! 18 quid for a bottle of wine!?!?

> Or, all-over electrolysis.

That's a good idea, although I've heard it can be painful?

[jj]

It's SOOO Nouveau Riche to boast about the size of one's wad.

HONESTLY, darlling, the Oiks we get in here.....

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jj wrote:

> It's SOOO Nouveau Riche to boast about the size of one's wad.

I was asking whether anyone knew how to reduce 'one's wad'.

[jj]

Is this a reply?
And if so,is this an answer?

[jj]

Not if yer a capacitor.
Thass dead boring.