I have an enormous wad....

[Trumpton]

warren zevon rip wrote:

> Ye've gotta speculate to accumulate. And accumulating is fun.

Yes, but the 18 quid for the bottle of wine would only represent a tiny fraction of the overall financial speculation. There are many other imponderables that need to be factored in.

[laralatex]

I will gladly relieve you of your large wad !oops!

[Trumpton]

laralatex wrote:

> I will gladly relieve you of your large wad !oops!

I bet you could you cheeky minx !blush! !wink!

[Jacques]

Buy a Mac and then start saving for some software.

[kinetic]

"Having not bought any porn for some considerable time, (and many thanks to all those who have informed me, both directly and indirectly not to purchase porn for a variety of reasons"

I can't let this pass without asking why? Not that I buy any these days - but I'm interested what the reasons are. Nosey me wants to know !confused! !doh!

[Pervert]

What are you on about? Nostalgia is ten times better than it was.

[Trumpton]

kinetic wrote:

> "Having not bought any porn for some considerable time, (and
> many thanks to all those who have informed me, both directly
> and indirectly not to purchase porn for a variety of reasons"
>
> I can't let this pass without asking why? Not that I buy any
> these days - but I'm interested what the reasons are. Nosey me
> wants to know !confused! !doh!

The reasons why I haven't bought any porn for a long time now are:

1), bad production values
2), very poor quality
3), ridiculously expensive
4), promised updates/new ventures never materialising
5), customers treated very badly
6), arguments between different production companies
7), allegations of unprofessional behaviour by performers
8), the best producer having to quit
9), and the ever present spectre of the rip-off merchants

[c.j.jaxxon]

Invest in the stock market! It's up to you if you want to do day trading or stick in for the long haul. Or you could buy real estate (property or land).