Where's Wazza?

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Sam Slater
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Where's Wazza?

Post by Sam Slater »

Has he been kidnapped by some doggers with a film crew?

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Re: Where's Wazza?

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Off visiting his mum.

Which means a night at the bingo for him, and a chance for Mrs Wazza and Chris's nan to catch up.
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I think Wazza and Chrisd are one and the same.

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Well, that makes as much sense as the theory of JJ and Magoo being one person.
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Re: Where's Wazza?

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He got carried away when he got Giles/Rasputin spot on.

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Why wouldn't you...1/1 makes you fully qualified to put your foot in your mouth at least once maybe twice

Reminds me of 2 amateur detectives I used to work with
They thought they'd found a guy who was casing the bank we worked in,followed him and approached him a short distance later where they found out he had a glass eye which gave him the appearance of being shifty,not to mention looking in 2 directions at once
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Re: Where's Wazza?

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You're thinking of a Pink Panther film, surely?

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It had all the hallmarks of one

Never ask a bank manager & his accountant to become men of action unless it involves penmanship

The 2 of them made inspector clousseau look competent
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Re: Where's Wazza?

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"And I was indeed doing a bit of gardening over at mom's."

Fucking great, I'll pay for your flight and you can do some gardening at my gaff, we need a gardener, and you can drive the mower, tractor, it will be like paradise for you.

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