No, not about the hair; he says he wasn't getting any! He's getting more than most it seems...
Trumpton is a lying bastard!
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Sam Slater
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Trumpton is a lying bastard!
[i]I used to spend a lot of time criticizing Islam on here in the noughties - but things are much better now.[/i]
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Sam Slater
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Re: Trumpton telling jokes
[i]I used to spend a lot of time criticizing Islam on here in the noughties - but things are much better now.[/i]
Re: Trumpton telling jokes
He's fucking hairy thats for sure, still I like his chat up lines....ug, heh, huh, splaff!
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planeterotica
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Re: Trumpton telling jokes
I hope he had up to date certs as they reckon aids derived from fucking monkeys !wink!
Re: A doctor writes....
I am a plastic surgeon [by which I mean of course that I engage professionally
in reconstructive surgery, and am not made of plastic- although I must admit
that several of my colleagues ARE completely fake, like a lot of their clients]
and under my bail conditions [BTW I am wholly innocent- I was merely
adjusting the Secretary of State's underthings for purely aesthetic reasons]
I have to do a certain amount of pro bono work.
Your hirsute friend would seem to be an ideal candidate.
in reconstructive surgery, and am not made of plastic- although I must admit
that several of my colleagues ARE completely fake, like a lot of their clients]
and under my bail conditions [BTW I am wholly innocent- I was merely
adjusting the Secretary of State's underthings for purely aesthetic reasons]
I have to do a certain amount of pro bono work.
Your hirsute friend would seem to be an ideal candidate.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: A doctor writes....
Yes I have seen your work, I would recommend you to anyone...
[img]http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/unc ... nstein.jpg[/img]
Is this whats known as the 'chablis tuck'? very immpressive.
[img]http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/unc ... nstein.jpg[/img]
Is this whats known as the 'chablis tuck'? very immpressive.
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Re: A doctor writes....
I am particularly proud of that one, I had to use 14 breeze-blocks and
6 hundredweight of mortar. We needed two of the blocks just to stun her.
Mind you, she seemed pretty stunned when she woke up, as well....
I dunno, these rich fuckers are never satisfied......
6 hundredweight of mortar. We needed two of the blocks just to stun her.
Mind you, she seemed pretty stunned when she woke up, as well....
I dunno, these rich fuckers are never satisfied......
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: A doctor writes....
That was 'almost' funny, I have vision of me crashing the motor on the way into town laughing....
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Re: Trumpton telling jokes
planeterotica wrote:
> I hope he had up to date certs as they reckon aids derived from
> fucking monkeys !wink!
Well, it wasn't me. I have an alibi.
I also have a trowel, but that's my private business.
> I hope he had up to date certs as they reckon aids derived from
> fucking monkeys !wink!
Well, it wasn't me. I have an alibi.
I also have a trowel, but that's my private business.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: A doctor writes....
I can never tell if you're being sarky.
Mind you, I can never tell when I'm being sarky either.
Mind you, I can never tell when I'm being sarky either.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."