I had a tuna sandwich from Sainsbury's best thingie, it were shite, I should have taken it out of the fucking packet first, There's plastic fucking everywhere, so no doubt I,ll be re-cycling it meself tomorrow, as for drugs there not what they were, I remember the days when you could get 1/2 kilo of hash and still have change for the parking meter..oh! and nay pudding.
Good to see you here, have you still got me underpants, only I want to go out this weekend?
lizard
Re: lizard
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Re: lizard
Alreet? He'll be more than alreet. A pair of long johns and some soup stock.
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Re: lizard
Lizard wrote:
> I had a tuna sandwich from Sainsbury's best thingie, it were
> shite, I should have taken it out of the fucking packet first,
Trust me, the plastic is the best thing about their sarnies. The cardboard
sleeves are quite tasty too, especially the Chicken-breast Tikka Masala one.
> I had a tuna sandwich from Sainsbury's best thingie, it were
> shite, I should have taken it out of the fucking packet first,
Trust me, the plastic is the best thing about their sarnies. The cardboard
sleeves are quite tasty too, especially the Chicken-breast Tikka Masala one.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: lizard
... but he'll need a stout chain, to prevent the LJ's walking off on their ain*
Professor Prat writes: *I have used the demotic regional colloquialism here
merely because everyone else seems to be doing it ['alreet', indeed;
harrumph, natter witter angry pipe-smoking etc....]
Professor Prat writes: *I have used the demotic regional colloquialism here
merely because everyone else seems to be doing it ['alreet', indeed;
harrumph, natter witter angry pipe-smoking etc....]
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: lizard
A Doctor wrote "Professor Prat writes: *I have used the demotic regional colloquialism here
merely because everyone else seems to be doing it ['alreet', indeed;
harrumph, natter witter angry pipe-smoking etc....]"
A Lizard wrote....Fucking smart-fucking arse.
ps. can you do me a cheap labotomy, or is that not in your remit?
merely because everyone else seems to be doing it ['alreet', indeed;
harrumph, natter witter angry pipe-smoking etc....]"
A Lizard wrote....Fucking smart-fucking arse.
ps. can you do me a cheap labotomy, or is that not in your remit?
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Re: lizard
What the FUCK are you doing up at this God-awful hour?
And WTF am I etc. etc. parenthesis apostrophe?
And WTF am I etc. etc. parenthesis apostrophe?
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: lizard
I am going to the vet's....no, seriously.
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Re: lizard
Thought you'd already been neutered?
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."