Trumpton is a lying bastard!

[Lizard]

Without doubt this was your finest moment, a tipping point in your career I think.

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did you use the standard 'acme' road drill on this one?

[jj]

Hold on a mo'.

Are you telling me you've got a JOB?
Christ, they'll take on anybody these days.
And how the Helll can you do this while driving? Or are you on the bus?

[Lizard]

No it was v. funny.

[Lizard]

What the fuck is a 'bus' and why would I get on one? that presumably would mean coming into contact with the public, a thing I prefer to do from a distance whilst relieving them of huge amounts of cash.

[jj]

Nah, I din't touch the fucker.
He was born that way apparently- or at least that's what is lawyer tells me
[the same 22-stone chap who is currently 'resting' his foot on my neck]...

[Lizard]

You have a 22 stone neck!!!......whats it resting on?

[jj]

That was pure Dibble, you Right-wing Crypto-fascist neo-Nazi South
American Oik.

In future, you will be known as 'El Lizardo, Dictador de los Duos
Continentes', and all opposition will be ruthlessly crushed by your jackbooted
stormtroopers....

[Trumpton]

Oi, that's my bird.

[Trumpton]

Where did you get that from? That's me and my ex on one of our dogging sessions. It looks like she got her "agent" to film us and sell it to the press for...............an enormous wad.

!laugh!

[Sam Slater]

In front of the children though..........

I like the look the gorillas give eachother near the end..........fucking classic!!