Ming has resigned!!

[Pervert]

Not much. Alice in Blunderland has put in an offer for Mark Oaten's shitty pants collection, Trumpton has burned off all his body hair (you could see the flames from Birmingham, I'm told), Lizard has created several dozen lizard porn sites, Dibble is standing in for Jeremy Kyle for a few weeks, Wazza has had two less than subtle threats, and the Colonel and Much-Matcho-Man have set a date for their civil partnership ceremony.

Pretty dull, really.

[Sam Slater]

A week without Wazza being threatened would be a wierd week indeed.

Haven't you been invited to Colonel & Mutcho's wedding?

[Pervert]

I think they chose family and close friends only. Besides, I'd be scared in case I caught the bouquet.

[jj]

This is incorrect.
He has 'resinged', which is a totally different thing.

[jj]

Wazza, do us all a favour.
Let the 'dour Scot' thing alane for a mo, and tell us a joke :- )

You've had a hard day at the chalkface- relax !!!

[jj]

mucho_matcho_man wrote:
> Resigned before being pushed - the old tosser had as much
> charisma as a hamburger.

I disagree.
A frankfurter, or possibly even a Wobblebottomlie-am-Ulmer, but not a
hamburger.