My hard-drive...

[jj]

You clearly have Tourette's.

[Trumpton]

jj wrote:

> You clearly have Tourette's.

Tourette's what?

[jj]

Tourette's fucking arsehole syndrome !!!!
AAAAArrrggghhhh !!!! %&*^%^*())(*&&^^^%%%^cuntarse$^(&^))) !!!!

[Trumpton]

My relationship with Mr. Tourette is purely platonic, and the incident in that public toilet was simply a misunderstanding.

[jj]

Thass not what the 'NOW; said.

You're clearly a pervert.
And certainly a strange person.

[Lizard]

Will you fucking LEAVE it out with all the fucking hard drive crap, you clearly dont know your arse from yer elbow when it comes to computers, so stick to what you do best, the toilets need cleaning.

[Trumpton]

I'm selling my story to the 'People' - those bastards at the NOW only offered me peanuts.

[jj]

Sorry.
Don't shout. I have feelings too, you know?

[fudgeflaps]

Didn't they also allege that Trumpty exploited an under-age computer in a CD-rom of a motel?

From NOTW:

The wee computer cried when it saw a floppy for the first time, and taunted him by saying "are you a man or an optical mouse?".

The laptop (15) was then taken up the Epson, and T later pleaded in court that it claimed it was over 17 also adding that it's huge bulk lead him to believe that the laptop was at least 20. It was also wearing sexy, provocative spy-wear.

Tests confirmed at the rape crisis centre, "PC World", showed that not even a contraceptive firewall could prevent catching a nasty virus. "I think one of his pop-ups caused it", the laptop babbled in court 3.

The Judge later acquitted Trumpton on the basis of a syntax error at line 12 and unreliable laptop software which probably had been corrupted by the ordeal.

Tomorrow: our sickening computer abuse special continues with "magoo used my DVD-rom as a toaster and farted up my serial port".

[Lizard]

Sorry, I really am, I dont know what fucking came over me, I,m normally such a mild mannered cunt as well.