Charity shops..

[Lizard]

Lara..I WANT that phone NOW. send it to me and I'll never tell anyone about our , er y'know.....with the rubber cosh..

Liz.

ps sorry I didn,t ring in the other night, but I couldn,t be arsed.
Love Liz.

[fudgeflaps]

Wazza, I normally have to shop for an argument and pay top dollar- "Brian Wilson is a musical genius, yes he is, yes he is, so there" cost me ?34.99 from Boots.

Are you doing arguments for free tonight?

[Pervert]

I thought you had achieved parity with Sun headline writers.

[jj]

He didn't say that, did he?
Stop 'editing' posts.

[fudgeflaps]

You really should charge, it's a lucrative market.

No it isn't.

Yes it is.

My general point was that your posts tonight have been generally anti-what-the-previous-poster-just-wrote, leading one to think you may have a major "nark on", with Scotland losing and having tons of homework to mark.

[Pervert]

I know a guy who is a sub-editor, and the one surefire way to wind him up and send his blood pressure into orbit is to comment on how hard teachers work. Light the blue touch paper, retreat and listen gleefully to his moans about the part-time job, eternal holidays, days off, high pay etc.

Please not, I don't say I agree with any of that. Teaching is something I couldn't do, not without a baseball bat and some napalm spray.