My hard-drive...

[Lizard]

I represented a Dell Laptop in court. It was up on a charge of stealing a mac. the dell claimed it was pissed when it happened, the judge threw it,s case out.

[fudgeflaps]

That poor laptop must have been freezing all the way home on the bus, with no case to keep it warm.

Judges? Bastards, the lot of 'em.

I dunno what it is with the Dells, with your IT expertise you'd agree, they have a major drink problem. The ones with Intel Centrino dual core processors really knock it back.

[jj]

Let me get this straight.
You're calling yourself a cunt?

I must put that in me diary.......... or maybe me dairy.

[Lizard]

Not as bad as a pintium 111 or 4 even.

[fudgeflaps]

The high pintiums....... yeah.

All choked to death on their own caches.

[jj]

[img]http://bgafd.co.uk/forum/smileys/bow.gif[/img]
Simply stunning.