Serious question

[Pervert]

Next door, in the grown-ups forum, someone has kindly posted some screen caps of the luscious Ms Roxanne Kedge giving a bj to Fiona Cooper. Admittedly, she might have been a bit old for his taste, but what red-blooded heterosexual male in such a position, with a rampant goddess with her mouth full, would be unable to get a stiffy?

I feel positively ill.

[jj]

it's the same story all the time with those Sooty clips.
Wasted opportunities.

[jj]

I NEVER shout.

[Pervert]

Yeah, I understand that. Sutty's company was my source for smut for years, and it makes me rather nauseous now to think just how many top-class British girls had to nosh away at that flaccid appendage.

Still wonder how he got away with his uncertified tapes at a time when Johnny Plod was coming down hard on all other producers.

Best not reply. I have a feeling this thread will not be here this time tomorrow.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Impotence/piss poor circulation has bugger all to do with desire

[Pervert]

I bow to your superior (?) knowledge, Buttsie )

[Deuce Bigolo]

Know it is i who bow to your superior knowledge of knowing a superior is speaking

Having lived on a diet of coke,sugary & fatty foods,bugger all veges/fruit plus no exercise in my early twenties i'm speaking from experience

sad but true

[Pervert]

All that sounds worryingly familiar.