Maggs, please inform me what you have had or are about to have for your evening meal, as I cant make my mind up yet, and it may sway me...
Full details including a choice of pudding if applicable.
The Rt Hon Magoo.
The Rt Hon Magoo.
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Re: The Rt Hon Magoo.
I know you don't care, but I had lizard fricassee with lizard sauce, followed
by lizard en croute, with lizard flambe for pud.
BTW, Magoo, I've put some Gaviscon in the post.
by lizard en croute, with lizard flambe for pud.
BTW, Magoo, I've put some Gaviscon in the post.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: The Rt Hon Magoo.
"Lizard me old china. You might be a bit dissapointed in my dietry intake for today. Oddly enough I thought of you as I ate it and hoped you wouldnt ask. I would have preferred it if you asked the other day when I had a wonderful fillet steak, chilli and ginger stir fry."
Fuck! that sounds fannytastic, fillet steak you say?....that must have knocked a hole in JJ,s benefit money..did you save me any, and can you have it DHL'd to me asap...
Tonight I had a Home made pie with steak and mushroom in it, followed by a youghurt type thing in which some fruit played a part, then a cup of rosy, and now I,m drinking red wine and ice cold bud, the czech one.
Tomorrow I will be having a full breakfast.then probably attending the toilet for a dump, as I have not been for 3 days. I know thats too much information, but I had to tell someone.
Fuck! that sounds fannytastic, fillet steak you say?....that must have knocked a hole in JJ,s benefit money..did you save me any, and can you have it DHL'd to me asap...
Tonight I had a Home made pie with steak and mushroom in it, followed by a youghurt type thing in which some fruit played a part, then a cup of rosy, and now I,m drinking red wine and ice cold bud, the czech one.
Tomorrow I will be having a full breakfast.then probably attending the toilet for a dump, as I have not been for 3 days. I know thats too much information, but I had to tell someone.
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Re: The Rt Hon Magoo.
Lizard wrote:
> Tomorrow I will be having a full breakfast.then probably
> attending the toilet for a dump, as I have not been for 3 days.
> I know thats too much information, but I had to tell some
Yes, it is.
WAY WAY too much.
> Tomorrow I will be having a full breakfast.then probably
> attending the toilet for a dump, as I have not been for 3 days.
> I know thats too much information, but I had to tell some
Yes, it is.
WAY WAY too much.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: The Rt Hon Magoo.
Thats all right for you-- you clean the fucka's all day, you get plenty of chances to go, I have to take pot luck...
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Re: The Rt Hon Magoo.
Lizard wrote:
I have to take pot luck...
Please, PLEASE, rephrase that.
[uuuurrrgghhh.....................]
I have to take pot luck...
Please, PLEASE, rephrase that.
[uuuurrrgghhh.....................]
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: The Rt Hon Magoo.
er,.................... yeah it doesn,t look good now i read it back. has the mogodon kicked in yet?
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Re: The Rt Hon Magoo.
No, but the nurse has just arrived.
Phwooooarrrr..... look at the tits on that.....ouch. Stop hitting me !!
Aaaarrggghh ! Ouch!
Phwooooarrrr..... look at the tits on that.....ouch. Stop hitting me !!
Aaaarrggghh ! Ouch!
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: The Rt Hon Magoo.
She will have your barium meal ready then eh, which way's it going in?
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