Cathy where to buy these in the UK

[RSPCA(magoo)]

I have been looking for birdseyes for ages. Tried this old west indian lady in market. She knows her chillies. She advised me that I am a non-chilly-expert. Scotch Bonnets are the best! If you dont agree then meet Ida. She will make you regret the day you were born. She can talk!! But she is lovely. Her son was in HMP Durham for minor things when I met him. Nice lad but not a chilly expert like his mother.

Go On Punk! Make My Enchiladas!

[jj]

Sorry, why the RSPCA tag?
I am confused again: time for my medication, methinks.

[magoo (SSFSF)]

JJ, old boy, I forgot to get rid of the name de plum. You have done the same in the past. I think it was half relevant to a post some threads back!?

Go on punk!! Buy me a nice cheese pastie.

The tea has stewed. Can you come home faster in future. Honestly, you just take me for granted. I dont know why I bother!

On a more serious note - g minor! Ha, hah, tee, hee

Q. Whats pink and smells of ginger?

A. Fred Astairs cock.

I know!. An ancient and shit gag. I shall gather my cloak and bother you no more.

I bid you good morrow kind sirs.

[jj]

Sorry, it's because I read the threads from the bottom up.
Will endeavour for the future to do it the other way round (ooer, missus).
I quite liked the joke, BTW.
But then I am an old fart one step this side of senility.