Reverend Dies Masturbating.

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Re: Reverend Dies Masturbating.

Post by ATS »

Lol.... like them listing the dildo as being as a personal effect
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Re: Reverend Dies Masturbating.

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I guess he went out talking to god..in his own special way. No offence to the good reverend but the description of his attire prior to leaving this world almost sounded comedic.

Imagine arriving at the pearly gates dressed like that. I guess he'll be regarded as an eccentric.

"Tut tut. Good heavens Reverened. What the devil posessed you to wear such an outrageous outfit!?. Did you not know this was a dinner jacket and black tie affair?"

Hey what a way to go out anyway. Having a jolly good J. Arthur!

Right I'm off to church to confess my sins...after I finish my cup of tea.

Get the kettle on Liz I'm coming over.

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Re: Reverend Dies Masturbating.

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"the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs".

Graham Norton?

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Re: Reverend Dies Masturbating.

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God moves in mysterious ways.
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Post by jj »

Super Randy II wrote:
> I would have thought that one wet suit would be enough.......

Perhaps it was cold.

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Re: Reverend Dies Masturbating.

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... well, it might HAVE a 'personal effect'.

"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
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Re: Reverend Dies Masturbating.

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I'm still trying to work out which Commandments he broke [img]http://bgafd.co.uk/forum/smileys/confused.gif[/img]

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