Effing Jobsworths!!

[Trumpton]

Don't you just hate 'em?

The dustmen wouldn't take large boxes from our office today because they claimed it was not on their "new" list of items they can take away. We hadn't been informed by the council about this. They had taken away smiliar big boxes the previous week.

Anyway, after phoning the enviromental department we were told that this "new" list only applied to residential houses, not commercial properties.
The dustmen then had to come back to collect these boxes, not to their amusement. I got a bit carried away and in the heat of an argument I called one a "mother fucking cock sucker!!".

[jj]

It's more than my job's worth to comment on this.

[Trumpton]

Apparently my outburst has been reported to a higher authority.

[jj]

Who? God?
Or Mr Brown?

[Lizard]

"I got a bit carried away and in the heat of an argument I called one a "mother fucking cock sucker!!".

Thats hardly an insult. LAZY FUCKING CUNT Always gets a result.

[mutanthalibut]

Flat, oily bastard isn't pleasant.

[Trumpton]

No, the senior officer at the environment department of our local council.

[Trumpton]

Lizard wrote:

> "I got a bit carried away and in the heat of an argument I
> called one a "mother fucking cock sucker!!".
>
> Thats hardly an insult.

The dustmen thought so and have reported me to their boss.

[Lizard]

Thats my point, they were going to report you anyway, you may as well have twatted one of them then called them all Cunts....whats the difference?

[Trumpton]

Lizard wrote:

> Thats my point, they were going to report you anyway, you may
> as well have twatted one of them then called them all
> Cunts....whats the difference?

I'll be twatting 'em next week if they don't do their job properly - but there again, I might have lost my job by then.