What have you been doing today?

[Trumpton]

Just how exciting a day have you had today?

Me? Oh, just the usual. This morning did some laundry, then tidying up my shed, watched some rugby on TV, and since about 6pm floating in and out of here.

[fudgeflaps]

Making the key decision odf whethet to cut my toenails or masturbate!! !wink!

To be honest, it's been a good day, except the botch by the costume hire place!! I caught a chill, sniffling away, so allied to said costume botch I have had to decline a Halloween party.

The only option was the bottom card, the easy option, go in drag.

It would have involved mother's clothing.

So, a night of forum banter.

A wee tad pissed off, but Wed will be good!!

[Trumpton]

fudgeflaps wrote:

> I caught a chill,

How did you manage to do this? You weren't going out in the nude again? !wink!

[fudgeflaps]

Went commando.

Pantage situation was grave, only option!

[Trumpton]

fudgeflaps wrote:

> Went commando.
>
> Pantage situation was grave, only option!

You must never let your pants supply drop below say 2. One on and the other off being washed.

[jj]

Look, we're not interested in your tawdry existence, you boring little tit.

[jj]

fudgeflaps wrote:

> Making the key decision odf whethet to cut my toenails or
> masturbate!!

I beseech you, in the Bowels of Christ, don't attempt both at the same
tiime.....

[Trumpton]

Boring? You wanna see me when I'm bored!

By my standards I had a rip-roaring day.

[fudgeflaps]

Sounds like a good system you have going there. Someone on BGAFD who is domesticated?

Well, I never!!

[jj]

No I don't.
I don't wanna see you at all.