"Let is be lovers... we'll marrry our fortunes....

[jj]

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[Pervert]

One of the greatest songs ever written. Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel, America.

I've got some real estate here in my bag.

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More of a Glasgowism, this. Crofter and Trumpty will get it.

There's a Simon and Garfunkel tribute/ cover band........... I was in stitches at how poor this was, almost choked!!

Simon and Garthamlock.




Interpreting for the English: Garthamlock is a very rough Glasgow council estate.

[Pervert]

You'd have to interpret that for non-Glaswegians, mate. I've never heard of the place, and my dear sainted old da' was a Weegie.

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The joke would only work for the weegies!! Not funny per se, but just so piss-poor it's funny!

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There's a few place i dslike in Scotland. But the place I hate?

Bathgate.

!laugh!

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pardon those typos, keyboard issues.

[Pervert]

Never been, so could not comment.

The worst places in Scotland tend to be among the best, paradoxically. St Andrews and Pitlochry, for example, are great---but a lot of the locals are just dreadful snobs.

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St. Andrews, gorgeous, but correspondingly pretentious. I went camping in Pitlochry as a Scout; memorable fior both the right and wrong reasons!